"what is the rudest thing someone has said about your car?" 

"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion) 01/16/2018 at 16:40 • Filed to: None

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I have a dream, where one day Miatas far and wide will be respected as the wonderful automobiles they are.

Transit > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2018 at 16:41

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What kind of freaky stuff is she into that Freddy Kruger let her wear his sweater?

AestheticsInMotion > Transit 01/16/2018 at 16:42

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I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one who immediately went to “Freddy Kruger sweater”

For Sweden > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2018 at 16:48

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That’s a block

Textured Soy Protein > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2018 at 16:52

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FYI my wife picked me because one of my pictures was me holding my big fluffy Siamese cat. Just sayin’.

AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop > Textured Soy Protein 01/16/2018 at 16:53

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That’s something to tell the kids

“You were born because of a cat”

Mercedes Streeter > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2018 at 16:55

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I swiped left on a guy who had a rusty S-10, but right on a guy with a Trailblazer with A/Ts and right on a girl with a Challenger 6.4...I went on two dates with the Challenger girl.

I’m meeting someone else on Saturday, I’m sure she drives something more sensible. :)

AestheticsInMotion > Textured Soy Protein 01/16/2018 at 17:12

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That’s how you know she’s a keeper

AestheticsInMotion > Mercedes Streeter 01/16/2018 at 17:13

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I’ve yet to go on a date with anyone with even the slightest passing interest in cars... *Sadface*

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > For Sweden 01/16/2018 at 17:13

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...a Ken Block?

Mercedes Streeter > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2018 at 17:15

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It’s absolutely magical. Normally date conversations are stuff like “so what music are you into?” but with a car girl it’s like “So what do you think about Dieselgate? What’s your favourite mod?”

Unfortunately, the car girl and I weren’t much compatible outside of loving cars and being romantics.

promoted by the color red > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2018 at 17:16

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I was at a Cars & Coffee when some guy walked up and remarked to his friend that my Miata had a “gay” steering wheel.

I mean, it’s bi-curious at best.

interstate366, now In The Industry > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2018 at 17:19

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I have. It was a “never meet your heroes” situation.

AestheticsInMotion > promoted by the color red 01/16/2018 at 17:21

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I don’t know... Looks pretty fruity to me.

Next time leave a hairdryer on the passenger seat

Wacko > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2018 at 17:32

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When I first got my protege5 in 2003, I was asked if it’s a Matrix.

Never have been so insulted, do I look like someone who drives a Toyota! ;)

Textured Soy Protein > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop 01/16/2018 at 17:34

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Hopefully they don’t turn out looking like this.

Wacko > Textured Soy Protein 01/16/2018 at 17:34

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Me it was my big black cock

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Textured Soy Protein > Wacko 01/16/2018 at 17:36

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The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2018 at 17:43

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Where should I start?

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Mercedes Streeter 01/16/2018 at 18:04

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Something tells me sensible cars aren’t really your thing.

Mercedes Streeter > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 01/16/2018 at 18:12

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They aren’t! Though, finding a girl that I’m both compatible with and is also weird car nut like me would likely be comparable to finding a needle in the Indian Ocean. I’d rather take compatibility than being a car enthusiast. :)

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2018 at 18:44

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In another lifetime, my friend opened up the passenger door of my beater ‘89 Yota pickup into a parking pillar. I call out! “Easy, man!” He apologizes, then a lady sticks her head out of her RX350 and says, “Not like you’d ever notice a dent on that thing! Dohohohohohooh!” It was literally the only running vehicle I could afford at the time... And though it was ugly, the door was in good shape, so yes I would notice a ding.

dannyzabolotny > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2018 at 18:54

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And here I was under the impression that girls liked Miatas because they look cute. No girl has ever liked my BMW wagon, but that’s okay because I’ve had a girlfriend for many years now. Not sure what I’d do otherwise, as the wagon is the opposite of a chick magnet.

AestheticsInMotion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/16/2018 at 18:56

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Ouch...

Take solace knowing that by this point she’s been the cause of innumerable little bumps and scrapes for both herself and others.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2018 at 19:13

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It’s alright. People who never had to barely scrape by and drive unsightly vehicles just don’t understand. Which is what makes them incredibly unpleasant and callous.

2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered > interstate366, now In The Industry 01/16/2018 at 19:26

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Rip 336

2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered > interstate366, now In The Industry 01/16/2018 at 19:26

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:Rip336:

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2018 at 19:38

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Reply with a corky romano gif

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2018 at 20:09

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My wife on some of my cars:

‘84 Corvette: That is a piece of shit and I hate it.

‘86 Mustang notchback: Haven’t you had like five of these and hated them all?

‘01 F250 Powerstroke: This truck smells, why does it smell?

‘00 Yukon Denali: I’m not riding in that.

‘08 P71: This is the worst car you’ve ever had.

random001 > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2018 at 20:20

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“Is he gay?”

“I don’t think so. He’s married with kids, but maybe?”

Bastards.

MINIGTI > AestheticsInMotion 01/16/2018 at 20:48

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My MINI is NOT CUTE.

Recovering Gaijin > MINIGTI 01/16/2018 at 20:52

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If it’s cute, you’re not pushing it hard enough!

(Jest pickin’: I >really< want an’06 S JCW 6mt)

MINIGTI > Recovering Gaijin 01/16/2018 at 23:20

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Trust me I drive it like the bulldog it is.